Limericks

Born-Again Catholic
Our Vice President made quite a claim
That requires a theological brain.
For justification
Without sanctification
Would not fly at good ol’ Notre Dame.

Ladylike
Be obedient, woman he groused,
And his words hit my chest like a joust.
Boys will be boys
While ladies are poised
In defiance to take back the White House.

Chicago
I live in a city by the Lake
Which has known its fair share of heartbreak.
But that don’t define us
We share gruff, loyal kindness.
We’ve got Chance. You can keep Drake.

Desk Job
Phalanges jib, jab, and bobble
On square, plastic keys as they toggle
It seems like the day
Wastes far and away
As we produce heaps of boondoggles

Ameya Pawar
This gubernatorial candidate
Is one for whom I surely advocate
He’ll sign on a budget
Unlike the curmudgeon
Who branded himself as a cheapskate.

Ameya Pawar pt. 2
He promises if he’s selected
He’ll fight for all those rejected.
He’ll give it a shot
To decriminalize pot.
Let’s get this young man elected.